Ten Things

[jadedgiantess]

Ten Things I've Done I Believe No One Else On My Friendlist Has Done

1. I kicked a sentient Russian bear in the nuts.

2. I had a super villain convince me I had been decapitated, my head kept alive, and my body was being used by another person's decapitated head.

3. I got kidnapped by an interstellar trucker.

4. I lived with a skrull for the majority of the year during which she frequently impersonated both my physical appearances.

5. I made a Greek god do the walk of shame.

6. I've argued in front of the Supreme Court.

7. I have physically and legally hunted down a mob boss who put out a hit on me until he was legally imprisoned despite his many superhuman connections.

8. I have been magically transformed into a female warrior by Morgan le Fay in an alternate history that I helped destroy.

9. I have spent months helping put a town I destroyed back together again.

10.  I have fought an army of miniaturized superhuman escaped convicts and put them all away again.

Comments

[alittle-colder.livejournal.com]

Between you and Matthew, I don't even like this game anymore.

[jadedgiantess.livejournal.com]

Hey, you beat me.

And I might have mostly done this because Matthew reminded me I can actually say that I have kicked a bear in the nuts.

[alittle-colder.livejournal.com]

In what possible way did I beat you?

That's pretty badass, Jen. I have to say, though, it pales in comparison to number five.

[jadedgiantess.livejournal.com]

I haven't done any of the things on your list.

Poor Herc. I kicked him out of the trailer before he could even put his kilt on.

[alittle-colder.livejournal.com]

I think you're the first one who hasn't. Still, I'm afraid they pale in comparison to yours. Of which I can honestly I have done none. Except number eight. That happens every weekend. ;]

You had a one night stand with Hercules?

[onthe-threshold.livejournal.com]

#1 is AMAZING. If we weren't both taken? It might have stolen my heart.

[jadedgiantess.livejournal.com]

And if I weren't green, I'd be blushing.

[onthe-threshold.livejournal.com]

That's charming.

[jadedgiantess.livejournal.com]

I'm glad that you think so.

[metody-green.livejournal.com]

All of these are marvelous, and yet it is number one that..

...golly, Jen, you're so neat.

[jadedgiantess.livejournal.com]

He really should have known better than to bite me...

All I can say to that I've lived an interesting life, and I'm glad I have.

[metody-green.livejournal.com]

It's going to be so hard to not give you a sad bear for Christmas now.

[jadedgiantess.livejournal.com]

...With a bandage on his crotch?

[metody-green.livejournal.com]

No, two of those - you know those squeezy stress balls? But covered in plush, obviously.

[speed-of-snark.livejournal.com]

10 sounds like that scene in Army of Darkness.

[jadedgiantess.livejournal.com]

...It kind of does, doesn't it? Which kind of fits how fun it actually was.

[mtrlstc.livejournal.com]

... well then, suddenly my life seems totally boring.

[jadedgiantess.livejournal.com]

Thinking of my life like a cartoon helps people sometimes.

[mtrlstc.livejournal.com]

I can see how that works, I guess. Mostly I just feel really, really boring. Hell, I can't even think of ten things I've done that my friends haven't.

You lead a very impressive life, Jen.

[jadedgiantess.livejournal.com]

Boring isn't bad, and even similar experiences are interpreted and explored in different ways. And I'm going to guess you have a list of ten, you just haven't thought about it yet.

Some days more than others, but it comes with being giant and green.

[holdon-together.livejournal.com]

There are not nearly enough words in the universe to convey how delighted I am in our friendship right now.

[jadedgiantess.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I could encourage this reaction.

[holdon-together.livejournal.com]

You are marvelous.

[jadedgiantess.livejournal.com]

Only when I manage to distract people from my flaws.

[holdon-together.livejournal.com]

What flaws?