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Ten Things
Oct. 7th, 2011 11:59 pmTen Things I've Done I Believe No One Else On My Friendlist Has Done
1. I kicked a sentient Russian bear in the nuts.
2. I had a super villain convince me I had been decapitated, my head kept alive, and my body was being used by another person's decapitated head.
3. I got kidnapped by an interstellar trucker.
4. I lived with a skrull for the majority of the year during which she frequently impersonated both my physical appearances.
5. I made a Greek god do the walk of shame.
6. I've argued in front of the Supreme Court.
7. I have physically and legally hunted down a mob boss who put out a hit on me until he was legally imprisoned despite his many superhuman connections.
8. I have been magically transformed into a female warrior by Morgan le Fay in an alternate history that I helped destroy.
9. I have spent months helping put a town I destroyed back together again.
10. I have fought an army of miniaturized superhuman escaped convicts and put them all away again.
1. I kicked a sentient Russian bear in the nuts.
2. I had a super villain convince me I had been decapitated, my head kept alive, and my body was being used by another person's decapitated head.
3. I got kidnapped by an interstellar trucker.
4. I lived with a skrull for the majority of the year during which she frequently impersonated both my physical appearances.
5. I made a Greek god do the walk of shame.
6. I've argued in front of the Supreme Court.
7. I have physically and legally hunted down a mob boss who put out a hit on me until he was legally imprisoned despite his many superhuman connections.
8. I have been magically transformed into a female warrior by Morgan le Fay in an alternate history that I helped destroy.
9. I have spent months helping put a town I destroyed back together again.
10. I have fought an army of miniaturized superhuman escaped convicts and put them all away again.
