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...OK, so I'm a dork of the science type.

One of my questions I've had about Jenn was whether or not she was fertile. This is because her powers come from her exposure to gamma radiation, and, in the real world, radiation can leave a woman sterile. Reading through random comics where she shows up in some fashion provided a future timeline where she had a daughter by her old boyfriend Wyatt Wingfoot. Alright, cool, she's fertile.

This sank in for a few days and led to one of the most horrifying revelations I've ever had via a comicbook.

Jenn is fertile, fertile women menstruate.  THE SHE-HULK GETS PMS.

Aren't you glad I shared with you?

Date: 2010-12-07 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speed-of-snark.livejournal.com
I am filled with horror and awe.

Date: 2010-12-07 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedgiantess.livejournal.com
Can you imagine the sheer volume of destruction and rage she could be capable of?

I'm both horrified and tempted to play it out somewhere. The horrified is currently winning, however.

Date: 2010-12-07 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speed-of-snark.livejournal.com
Yes. Yes I can.

Feel free to have her try and crush JP when he inevitably says she looks bloated during her rag.

Date: 2010-12-07 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedgiantess.livejournal.com
What do you bet her neighbors keep track of the time of month for fear of disaster?

...*chokes* He better not sleep for that week.

Date: 2010-12-07 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedgiantess.livejournal.com
I'd leave her an anonymous box of chocolate every day for that week.

I'm giving him the waking hours given speedster > blind rage at the whole chase and capture thing.

Date: 2010-12-07 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsbernard.livejournal.com
Bernard is now very scared.

Date: 2010-12-07 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedgiantess.livejournal.com
FEAR THE FEMININE RAGE.

She's not doing a godzilla walk in my head now at all, nope.

Date: 2010-12-07 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsbernard.livejournal.com
HE DOES, HE DOES.

I'm totally not giggling madly over here about that, nope. Poor Bernard. He's not good with PMSing women. Mostly because he forgets that happens, so he's totally baffled when they get all moody and emotional and he thinks it's all his fault.

Date: 2010-12-07 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedgiantess.livejournal.com
THEN PERHAPS SHE WON'T RIP HIM LIMB FROM LIMB.

It's hard, I know. He would do that, wouldn't he? She should probably give her menfolk a warning calender, but that wouldn't be as much fun.

Date: 2010-12-07 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsbernard.livejournal.com
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH. *runs and hides*

It would be rather helpful. If they hang around each other long enough, he'll probably figure it out, but until then he'll be all sad-puppy-ing all over the place. Sigh.

Date: 2010-12-07 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedgiantess.livejournal.com
SHE-HULK IS HORRIFYING!

Sad-puppy Bernard is sad. She doesn't like that.

Date: 2010-12-07 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsbernard.livejournal.com
I'd argue more terrifying than horrifying, BUT YES. SHE IS SCARY.

SUCH A SAD PUPPY. He's got it down to an art form.

Date: 2010-12-07 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedgiantess.livejournal.com
I can agree with that and she so is.

He practices in the mirror, doesn't he?

Date: 2010-12-07 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsbernard.livejournal.com
Good thing he's on her good side...most of the time.

...No comment.

Date: 2010-12-07 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedgiantess.livejournal.com
It's hard to be on someone's side all the time.

I knew it!

Date: 2011-01-28 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] conflictedhero.livejournal.com
She-Hulk Smash?

Date: 2011-01-28 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedgiantess.livejournal.com
*See embarrassed shulk* She-Hulk Smash.

Date: 2011-01-28 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] conflictedhero.livejournal.com
Heh. Hulk would... I would pay to see that.

Date: 2011-01-28 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedgiantess.livejournal.com
...Hang around for the next couple days. It's coming.

Date: 2011-01-28 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] conflictedhero.livejournal.com
*canted head and a serious look*

Do you need a place to go, with only someone there who can hold his own. One of my... cages is nearby.

Date: 2011-01-28 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedgiantess.livejournal.com
I'll be glad to let you know if I need the help. Generally I get through by hunting down a few of the B-list supervillains. But it's always good to know you can lean on family when things go bad.

Date: 2011-01-28 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] conflictedhero.livejournal.com
As long as I am in smart mode, you always can. Just... watch out for the not so smart me. He's still got a crush on you.

Date: 2011-01-28 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedgiantess.livejournal.com
Trust me, Bruce, there are certain things a woman never forgets. Uttering 'hey there, sailor' to you will always be one of them.

Date: 2011-01-28 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] conflictedhero.livejournal.com
Geh.

Yes. Right.

My brain still hurts at that.

Date: 2011-01-28 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedgiantess.livejournal.com
To be fair, you tried to warn me. Still, avoiding a repeat seems to be on my eternal to-do list

Date: 2011-01-28 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] conflictedhero.livejournal.com
Heh. I can still remember everything he wanted... quite a creative mind the lesser part of me has.

Still and all, no offense, but I'd rather see Betty in those images in my head.

Date: 2011-01-28 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedgiantess.livejournal.com
Animal instinct is surprisingly inventive when it comes to procreation. Which you can keep with Betty. I'll keep mine with men I'm not related to like Wyatt or Ben.

Date: 2011-01-28 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] conflictedhero.livejournal.com
Sounds perfect.

A man, and a Hulk, couldn't be prouder to call you cousin, She-Hulk.

Date: 2011-01-28 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedgiantess.livejournal.com
You know you've always made me proud, Bruce. You always will. After all, you're the reason I get to be a hero.

Date: 2011-01-28 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] conflictedhero.livejournal.com
And you're the best, brightest, and best thing that ever came out of me.

Date: 2011-01-28 07:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedgiantess.livejournal.com
*she has to say it* Don't you have a couple spawn who'd argue that point?

Date: 2011-01-28 01:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] conflictedhero.livejournal.com
Maybe.

And maybe they'll prove that in time. But you are everything I ever hoped I could be, and was never enough man, in either form, to achieve.

Date: 2011-01-28 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedgiantess.livejournal.com
I think I got a hand up in the Hulk department by being fear powered rather than anger powered. Any woman who gets as far through life as I did learns to live with and control a certain amount of fear. You were able to deal with anger by suppressing it.

For the rest, I'd say you've always fought to be a better man and that's a hell of a thing to admire.

Date: 2011-01-28 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedgiantess.livejournal.com
You're welcome, Bruce.

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